February 2012
me: *leaves room and walks into kitchen*
dad: hey she came out of her hole
dad: it's like you live in a cave
dad: we haven't seen you in a while
dad: it's like you're a gnome or troll or something
dad: you only leave to stock up on food
dad: oh and there she goes
dad: walking right past me with her food
dad: see you in a few days
brandonvallee:
Infatuated - Memphis Bleek
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hellomindo:
cloudkevin:
Isn’t She Lovely
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Watchjeffbernat:
raffyhates2dougie:
theecuntwhisperer:
bl4nk-canvas:
roachpatrol:
taylorthegay:
rainb0w-crash:
skettismyname:
iamlingy:
twyll:
masterassassino:
everything-counts:
theannonymus:
oceansidedreamer:
THAT IS THE COOLEST FUCKING AD I HAVE SEEN IN A WHILE!
you sir are boss
Achievement Unlocked: Be the coolest person alive.
I thought this was gonna be a Sony...
School: 2+2=4
Homework: 2+4+2=8
Exam: Iqbal has 4 apples, his train is 7 minutes early, calculate the mass of the sun.
Watchdenisedeladelaa:
foreverthesiqqest:
why is tonight soo funny?
K now im like literally crying. There are tears rolling down my face as i am typing this caption.